Excerpts from Osaka English House

Hi, friends! I forgot to post my 2 contributions to the website of Osaka English House, a remarkable institution that houses both students, teachers, and foreign visitors. I belonged to the latter category, meaning I contributed 4 hours’ worth of chores 6 days a week in exchange for accommodation. Chores consisted mostly of cleaning, in back-breaking Japanese fashion, but I also got to facilitate English conversation with the student residents, the majority of which were freshmen and sophomores of nearby universities . We were in Hirakata, a ward north of Osaka-shi (Osaka proper), essentially a self-contained city where activity revolves around Hirakata station, a popular midpoint between Osaka and Kyoto.

The only requirements for the blog were a word count and mentioning OEH; funny thing is, despite the houses’s namesake, I never visited Osaka-shi during my whole stay here–only Kyoto. What’s more, I hadn’t inhabited the house for very long; still, I thought I could weave OEH in somehow–any excuse to write freeform!

I was fresh from flying cross-country back to Honshu after two weeks of barely talking to a soul and circling a caldera listening to the same Taylor Swift album on repeat. Here’s where I was at. (Posted originally on https://hostel.oeh.jp/)

Almost two-thirds of my 3-month introduction to Japan has been spent in Kyushu, but after more than 50 days away from Kansai, I return to the region where I first fell in love with Japan. Specifically, Kyoto, who entranced me the first night she wrapped me in her unseasonably empty arms. Ours was a fiery but short-lived affair, its end marked by an I-swear-it-was-no-more-than -7-degree evening tour through Gion district.

With a home base at the illustrious OEH (Osaka English House), I return to a constellation of cities—including Kyoto but with Hirakata and others in consideration—teeming with never-before-seen springtime beauty that comes with a new set of challenges.

For most of late April I experienced my fullest taste of the most rural life. And it was about as far from “sugarcoated” as possible. In Minami Aso, situated significant distances from the caldera and Aso town itself, your first objective was to survive. That is, if you were unlucky to have been born a mosquito magnet.

To avoid the fate of becoming fodder, my only choices were to confine myselfto the tiny but air-conditioned dormitory room or to keep moving through the towns, i.e. rice paddies all the way down, by foot or on a rusty bicycle. You cannot sit outside to read a paragraph without bugs laying claim to your body. Furthermore, due to COVID-19, you cannot take asylum in most eateries. Just get your food and scram!

Japan has really tested this American’s resolve.

Coming to OEH and Kyoto and to a civilization where train stations are ubiquitous and identical, however, I realize I took it all for granted. Taking leisurely walks, pausing for a popsicle at the park, andfalling asleep on a bench are all things I did in Yufuin, an idyllic onsen resort town, during the month of April. It’s all starting to feel impossible as summer creeps in, but I am no longer stranded.

Though nestled in lush, green hills in clear view of a mountain range, OEH is merely a 6-minute walk from a conbini; continue for a mere 4 to reach all the stores you ever need. The thing is, I didn’t have to be a 45-minute walk away from the nearest Family Mart to wake up to mountains. I didn’t have to bike over tall weeds for half and hour at a time while sustaining sunburn to get to the nearest source of shade. Here, I just climb the fire escape outside my bedroom window to grab some towels from the veranda, but then I notice the mountains look extra clear today, and the breeze flits at just the right time with the just the right pressure, and how can I resist just lingering here for a moment more?

College was when I first tried to summon a nonexistent, hardened mountain woman from inside, committing myself an infamously wintry, humid shire of 8,500 I’d never even stepped foot in. Contrast to OEH, where I cavort with Japanese college students who, first of all, get to walk or take the train everywhere, and secondly, display zero regard for the existence of alcohol, let alone any hint of dependence.

But the similarities between the cast of OEH and those snowed-in Vermonters of my past are basically twofold:

1) Instinctual isolation: Instead of face-freezing temperatures and obstructive piles of snow, we are faced with a cunning virus. (But because it’s made the whole world its stage, so are the Vermonters.) Hirakata, dense and bustling as it is, goes to sleep early. When in doubt, we go home. Perhaps alcohol plays less of a role because we can’t go to bars (don’t think for a second that’ll stop those Vermonters.)

2) Internationality: both these houses-on-a-hill unite characters from all over the world. In addition to the Japanese students, OEH is currently home to three resident teachers from Holland, New Zealand, and England and two visitors besides me: Romain and Elsa from France.

Here’s a glimpse at my friend, Romain, as the three of us wandered the hilly neighborhoods.*

*for fun, only occasionally for business, when the task was to slip flyers into mailboxes. As in, that’s legal there, I’m assuming.

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